Barack Obama wants Biden on a leash and why did I have to hear Wanda Sykes talk about Obamas nipples.

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So we have  further proof that life with the new president is going to be different than any other in history. Now don’t get me wrong I am not anti Obama and really could care less about race and politics. However now that we have Barack in the White House I am really enjoying sitting back and watching a whole new sort of train wreck in the early stages.

It is also interesting to note that we always seem to find some stupid over the hill dip shit to put into the powerful positions in this country. Hell, Barack himself finally had to quote on the stupid shit Biden keeps saying by sliding in the following cut at the dinner.

Our dear President summed up old Joes role by humiliating him with the following: “I’ve cut the tension by bringing a new friend to the White House. He’s warm, he’s cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic. You just have to keep him on a tight leash. Every once in a while, he goes charging off in the wrong direction and gets himself into trouble. But enough about Biden.”

Damn Joe, not only do you have to play second fiddle to a president who jokingly compared himself with god during the dinner by claiming:

“I would like to welcome you all to the 10 day anniversary of my first 100 days…In the next 100 days, we will design, build, and open a library dedicated to my first 100 days…In the next 100 days, I will be so   successful, I will be able to complete them in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest.

His- Now you tell me why he is President.

Now you have to be whittled down to a warm, cuddly, enthusiastic little bitch that is kept around to make the almighty presidents life and transition a little easier. On top of those two noble jokes Obama also kidded around saying his daughters were grounded for stealing Air Force One and doing a flyby on Manhatten- Hmm didn’t we already comment on something like this. He also hugged and kissed Hillary then joked that she wanted to give him the swine flu do to her recent return from Mexico. Damn all I could think is man power makes this bitch horny and that she would probably prefer a fit black president to old dick nose bill.

Not to leave Cheney out of the party he came up with the ever so clever:  “Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People.”  Now as surprising as that all was the most surprising moment of the night in my opinion came from host Wanda Sykes who went over the line by joking: “It’s funny how they never caught you smoking, but they somehow always catch you with your shirt off,” Sykes said, referring to the numerous photos of Obama’s toned physique. “I know you’re into this whole transparency thing, but I don’t need to see your nipples … there was never a nipple portrait of Lincoln!”

Good old life in the white house is certainly changing and who the hell knows what is going to happen next.

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