Air Force one- Slow and low that is the tempo, just be glad the rap music wasn’t and all the windows tinted.

As Air Force One buzzed the towering buildings of New York this week ala Maverick and Goose, I kinda rolled my eyes and thought, “That was dumb.”  Then, I almost simultaneously had the thought, “That is kinda fucking funny.”  I know, I know poor taste and all, but holy shit.  How many times do we try to make our friends piss themselves?  I can only wonder how many geriatrics and kids literally lost their mud.
However, this isn’t really the topic I wanted to talk about.  One sec,  hang with me.  I can’t reach my beer.
The White house has released wussified statements basically of “We’ll look into it.”  or, “We are going to investigate the Pentagon.”
What?  Dude.  You’re the mother fucking President.  Not just “A” man.  “THE” man.    You’ll look into it?  Ummmm.  hmmmmm.  This isn’t like some asshole went and took your car for a joy ride.  I mean… Fuck it never mind.   Investigate the Pentagon for not informing people this was going to happen?  Hahahaha.  Air Force One doesn’t call ahead for reservations.  It is flying-fucking-Air Force One!  It doesn’t make announcements on where it is, or where it is going to be.  Like, ’cause, maybe that isn’t a secure way for it to transport the President of the USA?!  Man.  Why are you all making weak ass excuses?  Are you worried about public opinion?  Sad people might not like you?  Mr. President.  Man up.
I mean, you’re the mother fucking president son!  I’d have loved to see a press conference like this, “Fuck yes I sent that low over the most famous skyline in the world.  Haha, yeah, I did have an F-16 chasing it… OH I call BS, you’d do it if you could.  Hmmm?  Why did I do it?  That is a dumb question.  I did it, because I’m the most powerful man in the world.  No, I’m not sorry.  Next question… Was it dumb?  Oh completely haha.  Look, I said I’m not going to apologize.  Why?  BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED!  Come on people, chill the hell out.  Oh really?  You’re gonna kick my ass?  Yeah?  You and what army?”.  Man.  That would be awesome.  Well, I guess I can hope.

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